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    Chúng tôi ở nhà bây giờ – We’re home!

    Posted By Sam on June 15, 2010

    Well, the great RASEA has come to an end, for now. The adventure continues, in a more normal way back in Australia, but what I’m left with, is a heavy heart and a fairly harsh adjustment period from the energy and highs and lows of being a ESL Kindy teacher in Vietnam, to an IT “professional” in Perth.

    It’s been extremely difficult, personally, getting back into the swing of Australian life, and leaving Vietnam, my students and my friends behind – to the point where it’s not easy to write about it yet. We’ve been back 2 weeks so far, and it seems to be getting worse, not better, in terms of missing everyone and some cool things we had going there.

    Certainly, there were many difficult and frustrating things about living in Vietnam, espeically in the last 2 months, but the friendships we formed were very deep. A friendship formed overseas, when language is such a large barrier, seem to be much deeper as each small conversation, and each shared moment where both people understand and recognise something funny or a personal joke, seems to be an epic overcoming of barriers and obstacles. Because of the effort taken in learning each other’s language, a small conversation understood is a much more substantial offering than a casual throw-away conversation you have with a new workmate in Australia, to the level where it’s incomparable.

    My co-teachers Trang Loan and Mai, the other assisstant teachers at JK and of course, my boss and friend, the gorgeous Ms Ha. My students, especially the ones I was very close to and had a special connection with like my White Rabbits 2 class. My workmates like Chris, whom I became quite close, and the many friends we’ve made including our landlord, Ms Hanh, and her family are on my mind a great portion of the day and give you that “missing” feeling in your chest when you think about them.

    I miss you all and look forward to coming back next year and visiting you all and seeing White Rabbits 2 graduate.

    I can’t thank you all enough for the mad experience that teaching at Just Kids was, and how much it taught me about myself and what I’m capable of doing. I won’t forget a single one of you!

    - Sam

    The Great Homecoming

    Posted By Sam on March 27, 2010

    With mixed emotions, I hereby announce we have booked our tickets for our homecoming. We will arrive home on the night of the 28th, and will be fielding questions at a seminar the following afternoon at the Hyatt, in Perth, followed by a quick press conference in Munich, then off for a spot of bother at an undisclosed location.

    It’s bee more than expected so far, and it will tear my heart in two to leave, but we both have things we’re looking forward to at home and we’re both excited to start the next adventure back in Oz, which includes, in no particular order, getting married, Rose starting her new job as John Curtin SHS Theatre manager (in the timeless words of Tism – (BWF, standing for “Big Fucking Whoopie”) “Teenagers are f*cking BFW Tai Bo, live theatre, all of which is f*cking crap” – but I digress…. Sam starting his job at FastHit again, with a decent promotion and promise of new, brain bending problems (if you want to get ahead in your career, move to Vietnam for a year), seeing friends and family, and most importantly, BUYING MY NEW MOTORCYCLE.

    CT110Onto important matters now, and let’s quick buggerising around… I’ve put a deposit down for a brand new, CT110P, which is the agricultural version of the Postie Bike. It’ll have <15klms on the clock. And for anyone who knows how rare this is, to be able to get a CT110 in Australia, brand new with dual range gear and an ADR plate, I don’t have to explain. The rest of you who don’t know… I pity tha fools.

    There will be more posts before our return of course, to which I’ll accurately summarise our trip, from Broome to Ba Dinh and back, but for now, I’m singing off.

    Keely will be arriving in Vietnam in approx 3 weeks, to which shall be epic. I’m looking forward to seeing him try to ride a Honda ‘67, which had MY knees knocking the handlebars. He’ll probably have his legs hanging over the headlight.

    Until then, tam biet.

    Keely and Pa’s Vietnam Travel

    Posted By Sam on March 2, 2010

    Pa arrives on Thursday and I’ve just heard word that Keels is booked in from April 20th – May 10th.

    Bring the noise.

    Keely Update

    Posted By Sam on February 18, 2010

    A quick update on what Keely’s doing.

    After a quick jaunt across the nullabor on a postie bike, he’s residing in Tasmania (that was the highly abridged version). He’s booking tickets to visit us in Vietnam for Mid April till March.

    Shits n giggles will be posted.

    In the meantime. Here’s a fail…

    My Rash – And Other Phantoms

    Posted By Sam on February 8, 2010

    No Rash On Sam

    No Rash On Sam

    I would like to publicly address something. A rumour which has manifested from the vapour of the cosmos.

    I am 100%, completely rash free. I haven’t had a rash since I arrived in Vietnam (contrary to Redgum) and I don’t foresee getting a rash any time soon.

    I have cut down my sugar intake substantially and cook a lot of food myself. Most of the food I order is primarily made from chickpeas, lentils and rice – with the occasional naan bread thrown in for good measure.

    So, to summarise I;
    A) Do not have a rash
    B) Do not consume too much sugar
    C) No longer need any emails or general sympathy/brainstorming regarding my mystery rash

    I now see this issue as closed, and to all whom have no idea to what I am referring to, go about your day with perfect nonchalance.

    Visas, Homecoming and Plans

    Posted By Sam on February 2, 2010

    Hey kids,
    Been a long time without posts, not without good reason. I figure you can only take so many stories about kids doing cute and stupid stuff so I kept them to a fair minimum.

    We just paid $230USD each, for 3 month SINGLE ENTRY visas which has made us feel mildly raped to say the least. Vietnam is cracking down hardcore on visas and making it simultaneously a real pain in the ass to get them, and making them very expensive.

    I had this post on ‘draft’ as I had to head out midway, but since then, I believe I have to bore you with another lunatic child behaviour story.

    The Story of Mr Bump, and his One Over Par.

    Once upon a time… I was in class, reading the “Mr Small” book from the Mr Men series, a fantastic, patriarchal digest, when I saw Anh Đuc, the boy I’ve named “Mr Bump” – as he continually, and quite deliberately runs into things head-first, including me, padded walls, other kids and doors – start to pick his nose…

    Now, in the land of Viet Nam, there’s no social stigma (among men) about picking one’s nose, and as a child, practically anywhere in the world, this is acceptable behaviour, so when a Vietnamese child does this it’s socially encouraged, up to a point…. here’s where Anh Đuc comes in, beautifully illustrating how to take it too far.

    He was simultaneously enjoying the tale of the poor unemployed soul, measuring the height of a pin and some nasal debauchery when he encountered a problem. He was front row, centre, with a booger on his finger. Ối Giời Ơi, as they say.

    He glanced right and saw Thanh Long, the shining beacon of intelligence in the class, my “go-to” guy for demonstrating games and dialogues, and also the biggest boy in the class. (I mention he’s the biggest “boy” only because a girl in the class, Chau Giang is by far the toughest. She often kicks kids asses if they rush at me when I get into class. My own 2.5 ft bodguard… But I digress.) He reaches his hand across and goes to wipe his booger on Long’s sleeve. I continue reading Mr Small.

    His finger touches Long’s sleeve, but for some reason, reconsiders, retracts his hand and redirects his attention to his left. Long’s off the hook, but now it’s Nam Anh’s turn for some one-over-par loving, so to speak. Anh Đuc reaches out for Nam Anh’s woollen jumper, obviously knitted for him by a loving grandmother, but the heavens shine on Nam Anh and Anh Đuc decides against that too.

    Aah-hah! A penny drops and Anh Đuc’s Gestalt moment jolts him to remember poor Sỹ Cường, sitting behind him, with his big brain digesting the story as his bung eye twitches with intrigue as I tell of Mr Small’s short lived career as a mustard pot filler. He’s so engrossed in the story, he doesn’t see Mr Bump turn around, carefully pick his target, and smear the booger down the front of his jumper.

    Anh Đuc, comfortable in the knowledge he’s done nothing wrong, turns around and resumes listening to the OH&S nightmare that is Mr Small. Yet, the story has stopped, as what just happened, with the cold and calculated reasoning that just unfolded before me, has me doubled over in my chair. Through gasps I explain to Loan (loo-ahn… Call her Loan and she kicks you… HARD as it sounds very much like the word for C*nt in Vietnamese.. Learnt that the hard way!) what just happened and she cracks it as well.

    Khoi, aka “Mr Happy” loves to sit, looking at me with this evil, clenched teeth smile with his bug eyes peeled open and his hands out like a zombie, while I read. He picked this up while reading Mr Happy and has learnt that it amuses me equally to how much it freaks me out. He just sits there doing it, and when I scan across the faces, I get a shock when I see this psychotic child heckling me with the crazy-face.

    Between Mr Happy, Mr Bump and the rest of the ridiculous characters that makes up the White Rabbits 2 class at Just Kids, it’s damn difficult to keep a straight face through a storybook.


    Anyway, long story short, depending on a fairly uncertain, yet promising job for Rose, we might be back around the start of May.

    I’ll be starting my training for a fairly juicy job that I can really get my teeth into at FastHit.net as a Windows Server Admin, a job that’ll send me into a spin with many a Windows hosting scenario and right clicking more times than a SS Paratrooper.

    Will post when I know more about Roses position. Don’t want to jinx anything by posting it online, as the internet as we all know, is evil.

    See ya soon!

    24hours in HCMC

    Posted By Rose on December 18, 2009

    Hello, hello, helloooooooooooooooooooooooo!

    We are on our way home. We left cold smog filled Hanoi this morning at 7am. Said an early bird goodbye to the lovely Nic who is heading off to Sapa and enjoyed the budgetness of Jetstar. (Was actually excellent as we were next to the emergency doors so had loads, and I mean LOADS of leg room.)

    In my typical Rose style I slept for 1 hour and 45 minutes of the just over 2 hour flight, and thus didn’t miss the food they didn’t bring or the movies that weren’t available.  Great to be back in HCMC – sunny and people are so friendly. Some lady bumped into me and actually said sorry!

    Sam had a killer headache this afternoon which was a total bummer. We are staying in a nice hotel – living it up a bit.

    Well my lovelies I am off to bed as we have to get up at 6am tomorrow (this morning it was 4.30am. )

    Kisses and see you soon. (most of you anyway!)

    Love Rose

    A rising Star is born (and I don’t mean Jesus)

    Posted By Rose on December 17, 2009

    Hiya All.

    Well things have been a bit crazy here we have had chock-a-block visitors. Jeani, then Tom and Nick (with some over lapping).

    Was great to have Jeani Beanie come visit, haven’t seen her in a year or two (or seven actually) and we had a fantastic time she flew out 6th Dec.

    Nic is still with us, Tom just dropped in for a week or so. The boys missed their flight from India and Nic ended up spending  24 hours in Mumbai airport.

    We have had 2 Christmas parties already to get us in the holiday spirit. One on Friday night with the Kindy kids which was very cute and adorable we went out for dinner to Sen restaurant (a very popular Vietnamese restaurant) and had a concert and food and games it was a good night and a chance to speak to the kids parents (fielding the why isn’t my 2 year old fluent in English questions. I still have to come up with a better response than…because their 2!).

    On Sunday we took the bus to Bao Son Fun park with 60 kids we were there all day and that’s all I want to say about that traumatic experience thank you.

    In other news (like the Vietnamese news) I am a TV star! Actually if you wish to be technical about it more like program filler but still cool.  A film crew came into my class last week and they filmed the class, then they showed about 5 minutes of footage about Vietnamese kids learning English. The program was in Vietnamese so they could have said any manner of things about me but the report is that it was positive, the kids are so cute!

    Don’t worry I won’t forget you little people in my glorious stardom.

    I seem to have a little cold and Sam is calling me the diesesed and avoiding me, fingers crossed I will be better by Friday . Today was last day of work, !!!!

    LOVE YOU ALL. SEE YOU SOON!

    XXXRose

    November Rain

    Posted By Rose on December 16, 2009

    So, the plan was to write at least one entry about November but looks like we failed again!
    So here is the low down on the 11th month.

    Can’t really remember, so in no particular order:

    We went on a wicked ride on the bike out of Hanoi for a few hours into the countryside which was heaps of fun, and we have some good photos that we (I mean Sam) will post later. It was nice to get out of the City and we have been trying to get out there again ever since. Some funny things happened but it was so long ago I can’t recall them.

    Vietnam has this awesome day called Teachers Day on the 20th Nov. Great day, Sam and I got showered with presents, ties, scarves, and flowers, and all the parents thank you for teaching their offspring. It was fun. Sam got a card saying ‘from your people’ which he will take to the grave no doubt.

    Then all the Just Kids Teachers went out for dinner at the Sen restaurants. Riding at night through Hanoi with 12-15 Vietnamese girls on motorbikes was one of the most fun things we have done here – probably the closest I will ever feel to being in a motorcycle gang, (though, you never know what the future holds).

    In more motorbike news I have been learning to ride the bike – I am learning in front of Ho Chi Minh’s Mausoleum of all places! Very cool. Sam is a great teacher and I can now turn the bike which is a generally useful skill unless you only want to ride the Eyre highway in Australia. Still not out on the roads …yet. I am adverse to other traffic.

    We have had more visitors – the Jeani-Beanie from the UK, she is sailing in Thailand and popped over for 2 weeks for a visit, which was lovely. We did the usual and she spent a lot of time walking around where we live getting to know the area.

    I also started a new course Teaching English through Drama, which we have had 2 classes for.I wrote the curriculum and so far it is going well, the kids really dig it, and we are having lots of fun – all those Drama classes are coming in handy and yet I still haven’t needed trigonometry since high school…. Drama the practical choice.

    The kindy kids are going well, growing very attached to them all. Phong is who in my little Ducks class (1 1/2 – 2 years old) said his first English words before speaking Vietnamese: Yellow, Green, and teacher, which was fun, we are currently expanding this to red and blue.

    The Dolphins (3 years old) are fantastic and so much fin, I never thought I would like teaching such young kids but they are a hoot.

    Sam sold the Honda 67 which was bitter-sweet, he sold it to his friend Hung so he was able to part with the bike, but was still a little heart broken. So we are a one bike house-hold.

    Think that’s about it….Will post one for Dec soon.

    Love youse all,

    Rose

    Kitchen Sink

    Posted By Sam on December 7, 2009

    See you all soon. Looking forward to coming home for 2 weeks over Christmas.

    Kitchen Sink