TESOL and Travel Plans ‘finalising’
Stop… Grammar Time
This grammar business is tough! It’s a bizarre thing, you know the rules instinctually (almost all the rules) and for that reason, people think you’re a bit of a retard studying English grammar but it’s not the grammar that’s tough necessarily, it’s putting names to everything you use daily. I don’t just mean nouns, adjectives, verbs and pronouns which everyone seems to think is the be all and end all of grammar, but knowing the multiple different permutations of these types of these frigging things is the trick. It’s a tad epic. Of course, Rose is chewing through it cos she’s a genius, but my brain gets stuck sometimes.
I think we’ve finalised the first part of our trip. Well, at least the countries we’re visiting. It’s looking like this for the first leg in no discernible order atm.
England
First port of call. Rose has a bunch of family around England so we won’t have a problem having a bed to sleep in.
France
I’m going back, no fucking questions asked. Chillax in the French sunshine eating that bread. I’m just going for that bread. Might even jack myself a bread truck and head for the alps. Depends how I feel on the day, we’ll play that by ear.
Spain
Ole bitch. The main things I’d like to do is hurl tomatos and Allah willing, survive the Running of the Bulls. If I get a chance to do the running of the bulls, I’ll do it for some awesome cause, like the ,a href=”www.bmxsafari.org”>Bmx safari or something. I’m looking forward to spain the most, next to our final teaching destination
Romania
I want to see Fanfare Ciocarlia and their home-town-village. I wanna get into at least one fight with a gypsy, and lose and see at least one pack of rabid dogs. Ooh yeah, and call Dracula en emo.
Ireland
Aparantly, you can get to Ireland for bugger all, from the UK so we wanna go over there for a smidge, if we can.
Belgium
FIVE-AI! Visit the Matteo Wogmaster. What needs saying beyond thus?
Russia
Final first leg destination. Arrive around december and get work as an english teacher. Will have to tee up a job before we leave. Starting 2nd semester in Russia, around January. Landing in Russian Winter! HOOAH!
More to follow.
Hi Rose!
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