Rose and Sam's Excellent Adventure

I sound my barbaric LOL over the rooftops of the world.

Grammars’ is Finish.

Sam | July 23, 2008

I passed my exam for the grammar module of the TESOL course today so all that’s left is some easy reading for the Teaching Children and (probably) Teaching Adults or Computer Assisted Learning. Not sure which elective I’ll take.
After that, I’ll be right to do the prac teaching and get my qualification!
As they say in [...]

Rose’s New Number

Sam | July 18, 2008

Rose finally has a new phone – but no credit – which comes as no surprise to anyone I’m sure!
Her bum– numb— number is: XXXXXXXXX (email us for it)
Update your phone contacts because I’m going to delete this post in a couple of days.

Some Photos- not under the influence of screwdrivers.

Sam | July 17, 2008

Before I go on. You may all be a little upset that the clandestine and often malignant natured Rose posted a, how you say, none too favourable article on your friend and humble narrator, Sam Murray.
I would like to announce that this ridiculous attack - if you can call bringing “Fresh Air to a Fart Fight” [...]

Screwdriver. The tool, not the band.

Sam | July 17, 2008

Well I truly fudged the bucket this time and “took one for the blog”.
I was working at Broome Cycles, adjusting the spring adjustment screws (pictured here) with a little too much; how you say; “gusto” when the thing housing the screw snapped and the screwdriver followed its natural course into the palm of my hand [...]

Maps of Broome Spots

Sam | July 13, 2008

Sam’s Work. Check it.
Click the above link (for all n00bs who don’t understand the blue underlined convention) to see the bike trailer. See? Next to the tree in the carpark, the white rectangle? As they say in Forrest Gump “That’s mah boat”
Our trailor is at the back of this house.
This is where Rose works, just [...]

Broome Library and Vietnam Vet Faux Pas

Sam | July 13, 2008

As they say in Broome ” ‘ELLO DARLING!! ”
First off, check this out. I fucking loled.
On those subjects (loling and checking this out), a fella asked me “Where in ‘nam are you planning to teach English?” and I answered with “Hanoi”.
Obviously the wrong answer. The fella had a bit of a gimpy leg, 1000 yard [...]

The Internet Is Working!

Sam | July 8, 2008

As they say in Team America, “Hey Cockfags!”
The net hasn’t been working here for a few weeks. By “the net” I mean, I have had problems with leeching off the unsecured wireless network from next-door and I think they were messing with my port 80 access or something… I just checked the net then and [...]

Finally a post not written under the influence of red bull

Rose | July 2, 2008

Hello everyone out there in the land of the internets. I haven’t written anything in…well since we came to Broome. So I thought it was high time that I caught you up on the details without the crazy rhyming and lack of punctuation that other authors on this site seem to favor. So. here it is: [...]