Rose and Sam's Excellent Adventure

As they say in Team America, “Hey Cockfags!”

The net hasn’t been working here for a few weeks. By “the net” I mean, I have had problems with leeching off the unsecured wireless network from next-door and I think they were messing with my port 80 access or something… I just checked the net then and Rose jumped under the covers while reading some crappy book when I screamed “OMFG THE NET’S WORKING!”. But I digress…. for a change of speed.

Keely.
We have news people. He set sail about 2 weeks ago then got as far north as Dongara near Geraldton and promptly broke down. $1000 repairs later and he’s in Gero looking for work. I’ll keep you updated on his whereabouts as I hear from them and as I have interneting powers.

What have we been doing? Not sure really. Quite a bit.
Annabelle came up and visited us which was pretty cool. Anyone else ready to take the Broome Challenge? You’ll be housed and fed. Just come up!

Rose and I quit Blockbuster Broome with a bang. We were pretty sick of the place to begin with, and it took a new staff member fucking up an EFTPOS transaction, resulting in a new PS3 and GTA4 being given out free and the boss making her pay for it. A woman who’s working around the clock (literally, working nightshift as well) was in the predicament that she had to work the next fortnight to pay off this mistake.

We cracked the shits about it to the manager and when the result we required wasn’t met, we walked out in protest at the fucking rediculous situation. So Rose is at KSC still full time (woot) and I’m at the bike shop, and about to apply for some nightfill work.

I find it very difficult to come up with much to write about, when so much has happened and being fully unprepared for the internet to be working. Got some stories for you which are, as PHPBB would say “Useless without photos” so I won’t bother you with textual masturbation.

As they say in Full Metal Jacket, “Take it easy bro’s”, “Tough Break for a Handjob” and “$5 is all my mum will allow me to spend”.. You pick whichever one is suitable for your current situation.

p.s. Chewbacca is annoying, Princess Lay-her looks sprucy sprucy in her bikini infront of Jabba the Hut and Annakin Skywalker in 1, 2 and 3 is a fucking emo rabbit toucher who shouldn’t have even been in that stupid movie.

p.p.s. I completed the John Williams challenge. Took me about a year, but I got there.
The John Williams Challenge.
Without researching it, can you sing/hum the start of these tunes in a row, without breaking off into something else like Astro Boy or Mr.T
A) Star Wars (original Theme, not the storm trooper song)
B) SuperMan Theme (throw in the wooshing credit noises for full effect and additional points)
C) Indiana Jones Theme

See you on the sticky side
Sam

p.p.p.s. Sorry Sticky-Starfish people for not entertaining you for the last few weeks. Hope you guys are taking over the world with your creepy ColdFusion websites. Werd.

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