Sam | August 26, 2008
Hey my niggers!
Phooo-WHEEE! Am I knackered, but out of my love, I’m writing you a blog post, cos you’re all just so special. Infact, I’m sitting in bed with Rose sound asleep next to me. She’s lying on her back so that means if we’re lucky, she might start snoring and if so, I’ll get [...]
Sam | August 23, 2008
What the mother-fudgepack!
I hate it when things such as electronic devices or popular consumer products name themselves after commonplace things.
I’m looking for what translations of The Iliad are available on ebook, when I search for Iliad Ebook. Well, well, WELL! Some asshat decided to launch the Iliad Ebook Reader. I mean really. Why call [...]
Sam | August 22, 2008
Got some more photos for you kids. I thought I’d start on a serious note with my jocks on my head.
Mums: You know the deal, click the image for a bigger version.
Rose reckons this is a meal, but I don’t suggest saying anything unless you feel like being on the end of this [...]
Sam | August 19, 2008
First off, LOL at how aweswome this post is going to be.
How do I put this… My CfMAIL queue was quite long and needed to be cleared, my IP needed to be Flushed, I needed to flash my bottom-bios. I decided to employ the previously unknown wonders of Prune Juice.
Cool, I went to Isle [...]
Sam | August 8, 2008
This hurts me to say, but I’m now an employee of Coles Myer Ltd.
I work at Coles #324 (Broome – Chinatown) and I suspect they’ll need to be paging “Mister Steed” 5 minutes before I’m no longer an employee..
I don’t expect anyone to get that Mr Steed reference unless they were at the 3 hour [...]