Sihanoukville & Christmas Presents
We’re in Sihanoukville – the Broome of ‘bodge.
It’s basically Broome, with Malaria. Same amount of babes, same amount of nords, same about of all that good stuff.
Although, the boobs here are much bigger than Broome, I must add. Saw a super busty Japanese nipple slip today. High-five-ai!
Theres a gekko crawling across the floor. *knees up*
I’ve never felt so white and fat as I do on the beach here, reclining on a padded chair with an umbrella overhead with people bringing me $0.50c cokes.
Let’s talk Christmas presents.
Chris: Yours has been in the mail for about a week now, so maybe one more week and you’ll have your bag of goodies. Rose was cleaning a few things up in the room and put some of Keely’s presents into an envelope for ’safe keeping’ and I didn’t know and I think they’re now on-route to Chris, so Chris, if you see anything in there that seems very not-relevant to your past times, then enjoy lol.
Keely: I got another item for your bag today and will replace what was ‘lost’ when I get back to Phnom Penh (Don’t worry. It cost 500 riel. 4000 to the dollar). This thing I got today is so awesome. Numbah 1
Az: You’re shit outta presents so far, being the harder to buy for but I’m still on the lookout.
Our travel plans: Heading back to Phnom Penh Monday and crossing the border into Vietnam probably Wednesday. We scored visas today from a dodgy émbassy today for $45USD… They only made one kind of visa, no buisness visas or multi entry. Lol, it’s ok. You’re just the embassy. It’s not like you specialize in visas. Took 5 minutes though. So Cambodia… -_-
I hate yankies more and more, day by day, hour by hour. That’s all I’ve got to say about that. Baby-killers.
Catch ya kids, before this huge yank next to me sees what I just wrote and fucks me up.
So, I got a package today. Posted on the 26th, that’s pretty good speedy speedy (the number of stamps and clearly false content declaration make it look like a bribe job). However. I was somewhat bemused, but the Keely-velope accident makes it a bit more sensical. Good job on random ‘bodge. I still haven’t been game to open the white tissue-wrapped-mystery-item for fear of a) anthrax b) bodily fluids and c) the cleanup effort my desk may require afterwards.
Interesting factoid for today: two postcards and one parcel from Cambodia arrived before items sent at similar times from Melbourne, Canada, Hong Kong, and the US. Highly efficient. :|