Neil Coleman: The Enigma
I got this message from the contact page.
Message: Hey guys, I have a really random request for you! basically i really need my suit measurements as going to a wedding soon but have no time to get one done at a shop. i got measured at peace tailors in hoi an a few weeks ago (back in england now) but have lost their email address/website and cant find them on google, but it did link me to your site! do you have any contact details which would actually save me life?! cheers guy, your adventure looks pretty awesome by the way!
neil coleman
Well Neil, I can surely help you, but now in the way you want. I can’t actually contact you as you left no contact details, so let’s do this the interesting way. Also called the hard way, but here at RASEA, we don’t know how to say no. (Just ask Rose. OOH SNAP!)
Peace Tailor’s email is: peace.shop@hotmail.com
There, now you might get that, or you might not. So I’m gunna email the gorgeous girls at Peace Tailor now, and ask for them to look you up, and email you.
Failing that, I’ll stalk your arse on the internet and find you.
Who’s with me? LET’S GET STALKING!
To help anyone with the stalking, he COULD be related to Garry Coleman, or it MIGHT be Neil Armstrong, after he entered into a gay marriage with some other man. So it’s POSSIBLE it’s Gary Coleman’s new husband. Let’s start looking.
This guy must sure be busy. Time to piss around on the Net but none to get his ass down to a shop to get measured. But why does he need his measurements unless he didnt get a suit made by those hoi an tailors…well maybe it fell apart on first wearing ;-) Mine still looks like new, but then I dont wear suits.
Will try to hack into the UK Customs database for you and failing that the database of Lost Causes.
I’m getting the impression that you’re doubting
a) the power of the internet
b) the power of Neil Coleman, esq
c) the power of Rose and Sam’s Excellent Adventure
d) the determination of the people at Peace Tailors
e) all of the above
Don’t do this again.