My Rash – And Other Phantoms
No Rash On Sam
I am 100%, completely rash free. I haven’t had a rash since I arrived in Vietnam (contrary to Redgum) and I don’t foresee getting a rash any time soon.
I have cut down my sugar intake substantially and cook a lot of food myself. Most of the food I order is primarily made from chickpeas, lentils and rice – with the occasional naan bread thrown in for good measure.
So, to summarise I;
A) Do not have a rash
B) Do not consume too much sugar
C) No longer need any emails or general sympathy/brainstorming regarding my mystery rash
I now see this issue as closed, and to all whom have no idea to what I am referring to, go about your day with perfect nonchalance.
No comment or other judgements of course. love xx
Dont you worry Sammy. I will be there in a month’s time and will bring you some lotions created from non-animal products. They will cure that pesky rash! Has it spread to the family jewels?
Love
Papa
xxx
ps: Has Rosie any symptoms yet?
pps: And I will take you out for a bloody good feed ;-)
Why so sensitive about the rash?
he he he.. soooo funny!
It’s so good to see you are doing well and r happy!!
love
Jarka