Rose and Sam's Excellent Adventure

I sound my barbaric LOL over the rooftops of the world.

Stuff me with the rough end of a pineapple! LONG TIME NO POST!

Sam | November 18, 2008

Yo All!
Right! Where to begin. Aah yes.. KEELY
Keely came to Broome and stayed with us for a shade under a month and gags and shits were abound, not entirely in that order.
He went back to Geraldton and shortly after, we flew home.
Keely actually left Geraldton to the lovely Canarvon but 70 klms out, his WR250f [...]

Keely, Travel Itinerary and Photos of a man with $10,000.

Sam | October 11, 2008

Well fuck. The next door neighbor fixed their internet connection so over-the-fence networking is no longer an option and updates will be scarce for the next couple weeks.
Keely arrived in Broome a couple of weeks ago and has been chillin in Broome. We fixed up an old bmx we had out the back so we’re [...]

You grab his feet, I’ll grab his legs…

Sam | September 20, 2008

Forget the cockbuckery and formaties. Let’s get straight into it.
As you all most probably know, I’m fond of a gag now and then. And from time to time I’m partial to making a gag, when the moment presents itself. A lot of you are also privvy to the scuttlebutt that I rarely enunciate humor without [...]

I Bunnyhopped Human Poop.

Sam | September 13, 2008

Hey kids, let’s drink liquor.
I’ll start on a light note. On the way to work yesterday morning, I came across a substantial pile of human shit (kids call it poo poo, poop or doo doo, and immature people giggle and titter at this.) and I bunnyhopped it. Talk about turning calamity into RADNESS!
Here’s a [...]

Keely Update

Sam | September 7, 2008

Keels has left Moora and is now *i think* in Geraldton, getting ready to head for Kalbarri. It’s north North NORTH from here on out, until you can’t, then you gotta turn right for a bit, then a little left and up more. Once you see us, stop going left and up and right n [...]

BMXer, Laptop Configurer, and One Hell of a Model American. (rant alert)

Sam | September 4, 2008

All Iz gotta say is. It’s been real.
Me homies and me have been kickin’ it fresher-than-da-mornin style at Broome Skate Park with our disco-fly bmx bikes and I gots to be sayin, it beatz dyin’.
She’s on Googlemaps. Check it out. FYI: Street View works there too, if you’re keen to see it from street view.
I’m [...]

Shinju Safari and New BMX (photos)

Sam | August 26, 2008

Hey my niggers!
Phooo-WHEEE! Am I knackered, but out of my love, I’m writing you a blog post, cos you’re all just so special. Infact, I’m sitting in bed with Rose sound asleep next to me. She’s lying on her back so that means if we’re lucky, she might start snoring and if so, I’ll get [...]

More photos. Broome Cycles and Rose being a nutjob.

Sam | August 22, 2008

Got some more photos for you kids. I thought I’d start on a serious note with my jocks on my head.
Mums: You know the deal, click the image for a bigger version.
Rose reckons this is a meal, but I don’t suggest saying anything unless you feel like being on the end of this [...]

Never underestimate the power of the prune.

Sam | August 19, 2008

First off, LOL at how aweswome this post is going to be.
How do I put this… My CfMAIL queue was quite long and needed to be cleared, my IP needed to be Flushed, I needed to flash my bottom-bios. I decided to employ the previously unknown wonders of Prune Juice.
Cool, I went to Isle [...]

Some Photos- not under the influence of screwdrivers.

Sam | July 17, 2008

Before I go on. You may all be a little upset that the clandestine and often malignant natured Rose posted a, how you say, none too favourable article on your friend and humble narrator, Sam Murray.
I would like to announce that this ridiculous attack - if you can call bringing “Fresh Air to a Fart Fight” [...]