Rose and Sam's Excellent Adventure

I sound my barbaric LOL over the rooftops of the world.

Screwdriver. The tool, not the band.

Sam | July 17, 2008

Well I truly fudged the bucket this time and “took one for the blog”.
I was working at Broome Cycles, adjusting the spring adjustment screws (pictured here) with a little too much; how you say; “gusto” when the thing housing the screw snapped and the screwdriver followed its natural course into the palm of my hand [...]

Broome Library and Vietnam Vet Faux Pas

Sam | July 13, 2008

As they say in Broome ” ‘ELLO DARLING!! ”
First off, check this out. I fucking loled.
On those subjects (loling and checking this out), a fella asked me “Where in ‘nam are you planning to teach English?” and I answered with “Hanoi”.
Obviously the wrong answer. The fella had a bit of a gimpy leg, 1000 yard [...]

The Internet Is Working!

Sam | July 8, 2008

As they say in Team America, “Hey Cockfags!”
The net hasn’t been working here for a few weeks. By “the net” I mean, I have had problems with leeching off the unsecured wireless network from next-door and I think they were messing with my port 80 access or something… I just checked the net then and [...]

1 Year Anniversary

Sam | June 17, 2008

Yo Playaz n Hoez.
Rose and I are Sam-a-brating our first year rad-i-versary in a trailor in Broome by mainly eating Strawberry Icecream and watching movies. Got the day off today to chillax-to-tha-max so we’re doing just that and layin back and chomping chips with a ratta-tat-tat and all thaaat.
Keels has hit the high road and [...]

Bike Shop Work

Sam | June 1, 2008

I’ve got a job at Broome Cycle’s Cable Beach bike rental trailor renting bikes out which is boss.
I cycle to the shop in town in the morning, pick up the float and go out and unlock the trailor, (after waking up in a trailor) and setup the bikes out the front and then spend the [...]

Photos. Round Two…

Sam | June 1, 2008

Hello Dear RASEA readers.
There are a lot of you out there who love the photos of Broome, especially highlighting Annabelle Newbury (She squeezed out Rose 24 years ago, making them loosely related in some way… I’ve never been very good at genie-oh-logy) so I’ve made an enormous effort on the limited software/internet connection/time restrictions for [...]

Broome Gags, half price!

Sam | May 31, 2008

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Poon

Sam | May 29, 2008

I went with Rosie to see the new Indiana Jones movie, not sure what to expect. I was pretty chuffed that Indi was on the screen again and wasn’t turned off cos he wasn’t 25 and the like and yadda yadda yadda.
I gotta say.. It was so fucking boss. If you were a bit of [...]

Update Shmupdate!

Sam | May 26, 2008

“Shut up when you’re talking to me” – Black Cat White Cat
How’s it going chummmmmmmm-ps.
A lot has happened since I last posted. Rose seems to be fighting back somehow with a post in the “drafts” section that seems to be a mightly scathing attack on your humble narrator and friend but I’m sure we all [...]

Pulling up!

Sam | May 8, 2008

Afternoon.
Things are looking up here. Health is almost recovered, got paid from our first job ($1,000) and we’re photographically enabled again.
I apologise about my very wintery summary of Broome so far but I find it very difficult to write about things and explain them unless I’m taking the piss out of them it seems. I [...]