Rose and Sam's Excellent Adventure

I sound my barbaric LOL over the rooftops of the world.

Have Honda, Will Travel.

Sam | April 15, 2009

Get ready for some Hanoi motorcycle video tomorrow afternoon!
WATCH THIS SPACE!

Sihannoukville Beach Urchins

Sam | January 31, 2009

Saturday Morning! Why didn’t I think of that before! It’s the best and most reliable way to have fast internet. When the douche-bags are asleep nursing hangovers, I’m in the hole, nursing the fast internet! … fuck that sounded geeky.
Do I get anymore cool points that I got my second electrocution from Cambodian Computers (CC’s) [...]

You grab his feet, I’ll grab his legs…

Sam | September 20, 2008

Forget the cockbuckery and formaties. Let’s get straight into it.
As you all most probably know, I’m fond of a gag now and then. And from time to time I’m partial to making a gag, when the moment presents itself. A lot of you are also privvy to the scuttlebutt that I rarely enunciate humor without [...]

I Bunnyhopped Human Poop.

Sam | September 13, 2008

Hey kids, let’s drink liquor.
I’ll start on a light note. On the way to work yesterday morning, I came across a substantial pile of human shit (kids call it poo poo, poop or doo doo, and immature people giggle and titter at this.) and I bunnyhopped it. Talk about turning calamity into RADNESS!
Here’s a [...]

BMXer, Laptop Configurer, and One Hell of a Model American. (rant alert)

Sam | September 4, 2008

All Iz gotta say is. It’s been real.
Me homies and me have been kickin’ it fresher-than-da-mornin style at Broome Skate Park with our disco-fly bmx bikes and I gots to be sayin, it beatz dyin’.
She’s on Googlemaps. Check it out. FYI: Street View works there too, if you’re keen to see it from street view.
I’m [...]

Never underestimate the power of the prune.

Sam | August 19, 2008

First off, LOL at how aweswome this post is going to be.
How do I put this… My CfMAIL queue was quite long and needed to be cleared, my IP needed to be Flushed, I needed to flash my bottom-bios. I decided to employ the previously unknown wonders of Prune Juice.
Cool, I went to Isle [...]

Some Photos- not under the influence of screwdrivers.

Sam | July 17, 2008

Before I go on. You may all be a little upset that the clandestine and often malignant natured Rose posted a, how you say, none too favourable article on your friend and humble narrator, Sam Murray.
I would like to announce that this ridiculous attack - if you can call bringing “Fresh Air to a Fart Fight” [...]

Screwdriver. The tool, not the band.

Sam | July 17, 2008

Well I truly fudged the bucket this time and “took one for the blog”.
I was working at Broome Cycles, adjusting the spring adjustment screws (pictured here) with a little too much; how you say; “gusto” when the thing housing the screw snapped and the screwdriver followed its natural course into the palm of my hand [...]

Broome Library and Vietnam Vet Faux Pas

Sam | July 13, 2008

As they say in Broome ” ‘ELLO DARLING!! ”
First off, check this out. I fucking loled.
On those subjects (loling and checking this out), a fella asked me “Where in ‘nam are you planning to teach English?” and I answered with “Hanoi”.
Obviously the wrong answer. The fella had a bit of a gimpy leg, 1000 yard [...]

The Internet Is Working!

Sam | July 8, 2008

As they say in Team America, “Hey Cockfags!”
The net hasn’t been working here for a few weeks. By “the net” I mean, I have had problems with leeching off the unsecured wireless network from next-door and I think they were messing with my port 80 access or something… I just checked the net then and [...]