Sam | June 11, 2009
I was riding my Honda 67 to Big C supermarket today to buy a couple of badminton rackets. It was about 4:30 so the roads were chockers with bikes. I was at the lights with about 50 bikes behind me, when I sensed something was up with the bike.
I glanced around and saw a little [...]
Sam | June 5, 2009
Been a stupid hard week this week, maybe worst week in ‘Nam. Been kinda having “one of those days” for a few too many days in a row, so I’m gunna share a gag here, before something less creative happens. Wanna think about something other than Systemic Functional Linguistics!
Most of you probably know, some more [...]
Sam | June 2, 2009
Ok, It’s been a long time between posts, so I think I owe you an apology, but instead, HERE’S A TISSUE!
Let’s start off with some wisdom from TISM.
The guy who slagged the football team – Those yobs were not for him
Turns into a real estate agent who believes in discipline;
That guy who’s the first to [...]
Sam | April 24, 2009
As many of you know, and have been continually disgusted with, I have fought the urge to grow a moustache for several years now.
Mere mention of the word “moustache” in my house is greeted with disgusted interjections and nothing but contempt. This, I feel, is unjust, uncool and bloody-well UNFAIR!
I have never seen my [...]
Sam | September 4, 2008
All Iz gotta say is. It’s been real.
Me homies and me have been kickin’ it fresher-than-da-mornin style at Broome Skate Park with our disco-fly bmx bikes and I gots to be sayin, it beatz dyin’.
She’s on Googlemaps. Check it out. FYI: Street View works there too, if you’re keen to see it from street view.
I’m [...]
Sam | August 23, 2008
What the mother-fudgepack!
I hate it when things such as electronic devices or popular consumer products name themselves after commonplace things.
I’m looking for what translations of The Iliad are available on ebook, when I search for Iliad Ebook. Well, well, WELL! Some asshat decided to launch the Iliad Ebook Reader. I mean really. Why call [...]
Sam | August 19, 2008
First off, LOL at how aweswome this post is going to be.
How do I put this… My CfMAIL queue was quite long and needed to be cleared, my IP needed to be Flushed, I needed to flash my bottom-bios. I decided to employ the previously unknown wonders of Prune Juice.
Cool, I went to Isle [...]
Sam | July 13, 2008
As they say in Broome ” ‘ELLO DARLING!! ”
First off, check this out. I fucking loled.
On those subjects (loling and checking this out), a fella asked me “Where in ‘nam are you planning to teach English?” and I answered with “Hanoi”.
Obviously the wrong answer. The fella had a bit of a gimpy leg, 1000 yard [...]
Sam | July 8, 2008
As they say in Team America, “Hey Cockfags!”
The net hasn’t been working here for a few weeks. By “the net” I mean, I have had problems with leeching off the unsecured wireless network from next-door and I think they were messing with my port 80 access or something… I just checked the net then and [...]
Sam | June 17, 2008
Yo Playaz n Hoez.
Rose and I are Sam-a-brating our first year rad-i-versary in a trailor in Broome by mainly eating Strawberry Icecream and watching movies. Got the day off today to chillax-to-tha-max so we’re doing just that and layin back and chomping chips with a ratta-tat-tat and all thaaat.
Keels has hit the high road and [...]